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I Lose My Virginity on August 15th 2010

  • Lyric Hyperion Theatre and Café 2106 Hyperion Avenue Los Angeles, CA, 90027 United States (map)

My name is Jamie Loftus and I lost my virginity on August 15, 2010.
In celebration of the seventh anniversary of me gettin consensually freaking plowed/having my first allergic reaction to latex rubber, I invite you to a NOXIOUS ACT OF SELF-MYTHOLOGIZING in the form of a play I wrote starring me and a My Size Barbie and also my hamster. 

FOR FREE ZINE, RSVP IN ADVANCE HERE OK THANKS:
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/i-lost-my-virginity-on-august-15-2010-the-show-tickets-36872493621

It will be hosted by the man I lost my virginity to, who is a very nice Navy man who, you will probably agree, really dodged a bullet in regards to me.

Things you can expect from "I LOST MY VIRGINITY ON AUGUST 15 2010" on AUGUST 15 2017 AT 8PM:

- A STUPID-ASS PLAY WITH ME N BARBIE
- FREE ZINES FOR THOSE WHO RSVP IN ADVANCE
- ENTERTAINMENT B/W SCENES FROM LUMINARIES SUCH AS:
Lizzy CoopermanMira GonzalezChristina Catherine MartinezMitra Joy,Caitlin DuranteAlana LevinsonCorie Johnson, MY PARENTS Jill andMike, MY BROTHER Ben, MY OBOE TEACHER
- NEW CARTOONS FROM ME JAMIE
- THE OPPORTUNITY TO TAKE YOUR PHOTOGRAPH WITH A MASSIVE SEVERED HYMEN WHO WILL TELL YOUR FORTUNE
- LIVE COMMENTARY FROM STEVEN WHO ACTIVELY PARTICIPATED IN AUGUST 15 2010 INTHAT HE WAS THE ONE WHO TOOK FROM ME THAT WHICH I CAN NEVER GET BACK (CONSENSUALLY)

This show is ~*FREE*~ but we'll be accepting donations, bitch. The show will go from eight until about nine thirty.

THERE WILL BE A SPLASH ZONE.

Earlier Event: August 1
August Shows
Later Event: September 7
CinderBlock Comedy Festival