Aug
15
8:00pm 8:00pm

I Lose My Virginity on August 15th 2010

My name is Jamie Loftus and I lost my virginity on August 15, 2010.
In celebration of the seventh anniversary of me gettin consensually freaking plowed/having my first allergic reaction to latex rubber, I invite you to a NOXIOUS ACT OF SELF-MYTHOLOGIZING in the form of a play I wrote starring me and a My Size Barbie and also my hamster. 

FOR FREE ZINE, RSVP IN ADVANCE HERE OK THANKS:
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/i-lost-my-virginity-on-august-15-2010-the-show-tickets-36872493621

It will be hosted by the man I lost my virginity to, who is a very nice Navy man who, you will probably agree, really dodged a bullet in regards to me.

Things you can expect from "I LOST MY VIRGINITY ON AUGUST 15 2010" on AUGUST 15 2017 AT 8PM:

- A STUPID-ASS PLAY WITH ME N BARBIE
- FREE ZINES FOR THOSE WHO RSVP IN ADVANCE
- ENTERTAINMENT B/W SCENES FROM LUMINARIES SUCH AS:
Lizzy CoopermanMira GonzalezChristina Catherine MartinezMitra Joy,Caitlin DuranteAlana LevinsonCorie Johnson, MY PARENTS Jill andMike, MY BROTHER Ben, MY OBOE TEACHER
- NEW CARTOONS FROM ME JAMIE
- THE OPPORTUNITY TO TAKE YOUR PHOTOGRAPH WITH A MASSIVE SEVERED HYMEN WHO WILL TELL YOUR FORTUNE
- LIVE COMMENTARY FROM STEVEN WHO ACTIVELY PARTICIPATED IN AUGUST 15 2010 INTHAT HE WAS THE ONE WHO TOOK FROM ME THAT WHICH I CAN NEVER GET BACK (CONSENSUALLY)

This show is ~*FREE*~ but we'll be accepting donations, bitch. The show will go from eight until about nine thirty.

THERE WILL BE A SPLASH ZONE.

View Event →
Mar
25
to Mar 26

Tomorrow! Goes International

RON LYNCH is opening the borders and letting in the best comics from around the world as the Tomorrow! show GOES INTERNATIONAL! And who could be a better ambassador than co-host EMO PHILIPS?! (Nobody.)  You do not wanna miss this global event.  with MARK WATSON (London) LUCAS CONNOLLY (New York) JAMES HARTNETT (Toronto) EVERARDO RAMIREZ (Toronto) JULIA HLADKOWICZ (Toronto)  CHRISTINA CATHERINE MARTINEZ (Mexico) & MORE!! Including our favorite diplomats BRIAN BARLOW (Toronto), KATIE CROWN (Toronto), DAVEY JOHNSON (Nebraska) & CHRIS WALSH (Boston).  And music from EMO & THE EMOPHILIACS!! Saturday. Midnight. Only Eight Bucks.  The Steve Allen Theater @ The CFI 4773 Hollywood Blvd, 90027 FREE PARKING! BYOB!

RON LYNCH is opening the borders and letting in the best comics from around the world as the Tomorrow! show GOES INTERNATIONAL!

And who could be a better ambassador than co-host EMO PHILIPS?! (Nobody.) 

You do not wanna miss this global event. 

with
MARK WATSON (London)
LUCAS CONNOLLY (New York)
JAMES HARTNETT (Toronto)
EVERARDO RAMIREZ (Toronto)
JULIA HLADKOWICZ (Toronto) 
CHRISTINA CATHERINE MARTINEZ (Mexico)
& MORE!!

Including our favorite diplomats BRIAN BARLOW (Toronto), KATIE CROWN (Toronto), DAVEY JOHNSON (Nebraska) & CHRIS WALSH (Boston). 

And music from EMO & THE EMOPHILIACS!!

Saturday. Midnight. Only Eight Bucks. 
The Steve Allen Theater @ The CFI
4773 Hollywood Blvd, 90027
FREE PARKING! BYOB!

View Event →
Feb
17
7:30pm 7:30pm

AESTHETICAL RELATIONS V

The inimitable comedy talk show experience returns! Featuring Los Angeles' most resplendent musicians, artists, and comics performing unclassifiable feats of entertainment followed by a brief heart-to-heart with your magnanimous emcee. TICKETS TICKETS TICKETS https://www.eventbrite.com/e/aesthetical-relations-a-comedy-talk-show-experience-tickets-31141444900 This month's guests: JAMIE LOFTUS (Comedy Central, VICE, Seeso, New Yorker, smooth voice, brows on fleek) NATALIE PALAMIDES (Just for Laughs, Cartoon Network, The UCB Show, very nice, cooler than us) TONY SAM (TRU TV Hack My Life, MTV Ridiculousness Funny or Die, charming disposition, flosses daily) Special performance by: PAUL PESCADOR (Performa, Machine Project, Human Resources, good hair, upping the ante) Guest house-band experiment fronted by: NICK MALKIN (cut of pants on point) and your host: CHRISTINA CATHERINE MARTINEZ (seen her around, irons in the fire, Màs Méjor, VICE, Chatterbox, Barnes&Noble restroom) there WILL be laughs there WILL be a high exchange of affect capital there WILL politcal subtexts there WILL be cheap drinks DOORS/TUNES at 7:30pm, show beings 8:00pm sharp @ BASIC FLOWERS 242 S. Broadway 90012 $5 in advance $7 at the door https://www.eventbrite.com/e/aesthetical-relations-a-comedy-talk-show-experience-tickets-31141444900

The inimitable comedy talk show experience returns! Featuring Los Angeles' most resplendent musicians, artists, and comics performing unclassifiable feats of entertainment followed by a brief heart-to-heart with your magnanimous emcee.

TICKETS TICKETS TICKETS
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/aesthetical-relations-a-comedy-talk-show-experience-tickets-31141444900

This month's guests:

JAMIE LOFTUS (Comedy Central, VICE, Seeso, New Yorker, smooth voice, brows on fleek)

NATALIE PALAMIDES (Just for Laughs, Cartoon Network, The UCB Show, very nice, cooler than us)

TONY SAM (TRU TV Hack My Life, MTV Ridiculousness Funny or Die, charming disposition, flosses daily)

Special performance by:

PAUL PESCADOR (Performa, Machine Project, Human Resources, good hair, upping the ante)

Guest house-band experiment fronted by:

NICK MALKIN (cut of pants on point)

and your host:

CHRISTINA CATHERINE MARTINEZ (seen her around, irons in the fire, Màs Méjor, VICE, Chatterbox, Barnes&Noble restroom)


there WILL be laughs

there WILL be a high exchange of affect capital

there WILL politcal subtexts

there WILL be cheap drinks


DOORS/TUNES at 7:30pm, show beings 8:00pm sharp

@ BASIC FLOWERS
242 S. Broadway
90012

$5 in advance
$7 at the door
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/aesthetical-relations-a-comedy-talk-show-experience-tickets-31141444900

View Event →
Jan
7
to Jan 8

Freak Show! LIVE Taping

  • California Institute of Abnormal Arts (map)
  • Google Calendar ICS
Side show DANGEROUS D Musical Comedy by AIDAN PARK MORGAN JAY Special Appearance by KENNY BLOW SOPHIE MALENTENDU (Christina Catherine Martinez) with COOL JUGGLER Stand up with CYRUS NADERPOUR ( Comedy Through The Ages) PAPP JOHNSON MICHAEL REGILIO DICEY SALLY MULLINS Music by THE COSMIC JETTIES Late Show Doors at 11 Show at 11:30 come out and Freak Show and Then Chill RSVP Encouraged $10 at Door Per Show

Side show DANGEROUS D
Musical Comedy by AIDAN PARK
MORGAN JAY
Special Appearance by
KENNY BLOW
SOPHIE MALENTENDU (Christina Catherine Martinez)

with COOL JUGGLER
Stand up with
CYRUS NADERPOUR ( Comedy Through The Ages)
PAPP JOHNSON
MICHAEL REGILIO
DICEY
SALLY MULLINS

Music by THE COSMIC JETTIES

Late Show Doors at 11 Show at 11:30


come out and Freak Show and Then Chill

RSVP Encouraged

$10 at Door Per Show

View Event →
Dec
10
5:00pm 5:00pm

Sargasm! #13

SARGASM IS BACK AT IT AGAIN-- AND THIS TIME, WE HAVE A CAUSE!!!! COME JOIN US FOR A CHARITY POTLUCK TO KICK OFF THE HOLIDAY SEASON WITH A "FUCK YOU, DAPL!" THERE WILL BE A RAFFLE WITH PRIZES. Jorge Riverol WILL BE DRAWING DOODLES FOR DONATION $$. LOCAL BAND Shunkan IS PLAYING AFTER THE SHOW. THERE WILL BE FRIENDS AND FUN. THE SHOW IS FREE BUT PLEASE BRING FOOD AND/OR $$ TO DONATE!!!!!!!! THIS MONTH'S SIQ SIQ LINE-UP: LISA CURRY JORDAN DOLL AHAMED WEINBERG CHRISTINA CATHERINE MARTINEZ THERESA BATEMAN JORGE RIVEROL

SARGASM IS BACK AT IT AGAIN--
AND THIS TIME, WE HAVE A CAUSE!!!!

COME JOIN US FOR A CHARITY POTLUCK TO KICK OFF THE HOLIDAY SEASON WITH A "FUCK YOU, DAPL!" THERE WILL BE A RAFFLE WITH PRIZES. Jorge Riverol WILL BE DRAWING DOODLES FOR DONATION $$. LOCAL BAND Shunkan IS PLAYING AFTER THE SHOW. THERE WILL BE FRIENDS AND FUN.

THE SHOW IS FREE BUT PLEASE BRING FOOD AND/OR $$ TO DONATE!!!!!!!!

THIS MONTH'S SIQ SIQ LINE-UP:

LISA CURRY
JORDAN DOLL
AHAMED WEINBERG
CHRISTINA CATHERINE MARTINEZ
THERESA BATEMAN
JORGE RIVEROL

View Event →
Dec
4
4:00pm 4:00pm

Anti-Fascist Circle Pit

Anti-Fascist Circle Pit is a showcase for the List of Demands Comedy Festival highlighting diverse progressive and rebellious voices in stand-up. Eschewing faux-edginess and privileged posturing, these comics use their socially-conscious humor to punch up and remind us that challenging the institutions of hate can be fun as f*ck." Featuring Dulcé Sloan, Christina Catherine Martinez, Jamie Loftus, Andrew Bueno, Brodie Reed, and Johan Miranda! Co-hosted by aging punk rock dorks, Andy Sell and Goodrich Gevaart!

Anti-Fascist Circle Pit is a showcase for the List of Demands Comedy Festival highlighting diverse progressive and rebellious voices in stand-up. Eschewing faux-edginess and privileged posturing, these comics use their socially-conscious humor to punch up and remind us that challenging the institutions of hate can be fun as f*ck."

Featuring Dulcé Sloan, Christina Catherine Martinez, Jamie Loftus, Andrew Bueno, Brodie Reed, and Johan Miranda! Co-hosted by aging punk rock dorks, Andy Sell and Goodrich Gevaart!

View Event →
Nov
30
7:00pm 7:00pm

'Perfect' Screening With Stand Up + Music

Wednesday Nov 30th at El Cid, Silverlake Doors 7pm Show 8pm STAND UP COMEDIANS, SCREENING, MUSIC FROM CALIFONE Comedians Jenny Zigrino (50 Shades of Black/Bad Santa 2) and Christina Catherine Martinez (Mas Méjor/Aesthetical Relations) will kick off the night with stand up. *Christina Catherine Martinez spews dark truths with effervescent vulnerability, often peppering her act with dance, characters and fresh baked goods. A writer and comedian from Los Angeles, CA, she can be seen on the Mas Méjor comedy channel, Highland Park TV, and various live stages all over the city. Her writing has appeared in VICE, ArtForum, and New York Magazine. She produces and hosts Aesthetical Relations, a comedy talk show with artists, comedians, video screenings and a rotating house band. 

Wednesday Nov 30th at El Cid, Silverlake
Doors 7pm Show 8pm
STAND UP COMEDIANS, SCREENING, MUSIC FROM CALIFONE

Comedians Jenny Zigrino (50 Shades of Black/Bad Santa 2) and Christina Catherine Martinez (Mas Méjor/Aesthetical Relations) will kick off the night with stand up.

*Christina Catherine Martinez spews dark truths with effervescent vulnerability, often peppering her act with dance, characters and fresh baked goods. A writer and comedian from Los Angeles, CA, she can be seen on the Mas Méjor comedy channel, Highland Park TV, and various live stages all over the city. Her writing has appeared in VICE, ArtForum, and New York Magazine. She produces and hosts Aesthetical Relations, a comedy talk show with artists, comedians, video screenings and a rotating house band. 

View Event →
Nov
28
9:00pm 9:00pm

The Business LA

It's the end of November and it's time to stop being thankful, and start getting greedy again. Greedy - for great comedy. This week we have:

MATTHEW BROUSSARD
ROBERT BUSCEMI
LUIS LEMUS
CHRISTINA CATHERINE MARTINEZ
ELLIE MCELVAIN

Plus your regular hosts:

SEAN KEANE
&
BUCKY SINISTER

Little Joy, 9 PM, FREE!

View Event →
Nov
13
8:00pm 8:00pm

WEIRDO NIGHT! With Dynasty Handbag

WERIDO NIGHT!  performance, video, comedic blah blah, hosted by DYNASTY HANDBAG. yessssssssssssssssssssss mary queen judy dorothy drop ded fred thats what i said "Everything bad that can happen to a person has happened to me." - Paris Hilton FEATURING:  LOVE CONNIE CANDY PAIN CHRISTINA CATHERINE MARTINEZ drinks! tapas! freaky! nightOut! Sunday! 7 clams to pay the artists drug habits or nun habits or hobbits lorena bobbits Doors at 7:00pm Hang & drink on the patio! / Show at 8:00pm TICKETS HERE

WERIDO NIGHT! 
performance, video, comedic blah blah, hosted by DYNASTY HANDBAG. yessssssssssssssssssssss mary queen judy dorothy drop ded fred thats what i said

"Everything bad that can happen to a person has happened to me." - Paris Hilton

FEATURING: 
LOVE CONNIE
CANDY PAIN
CHRISTINA CATHERINE MARTINEZ

drinks! tapas! freaky! nightOut! Sunday! 7 clams to pay the artists drug habits or nun habits or hobbits lorena bobbits

Doors at 7:00pm Hang & drink on the patio! / Show at 8:00pm

TICKETS HERE

View Event →
Oct
29
to Oct 30

Tomorrow! Show Halloween Spooky-pectacular

You are "gore"dially invited to a festive night of frightful fun, as RON LYNCH "ghosts" the Tomorrow! Halloween Spooky-pectacular! The best in the biz will be scaring up loads of laughs. 

Costumes. SFX. A pumpkin. It's going to be pretty "ghould". Treat yourself!

with
THE PUTERBAUGH SISTERS / NICK PAUL / KARL HESS / ZAHID DEWJI / CHRISTINA CATHERINE MARTINEZ / GRACE LUSK / WILL JULIAN / NICK FLANAGAN
& MORE!!

View Event →