My name is Jamie Loftus and I lost my virginity on August 15, 2010.
In celebration of the seventh anniversary of me gettin consensually freaking plowed/having my first allergic reaction to latex rubber, I invite you to a NOXIOUS ACT OF SELF-MYTHOLOGIZING in the form of a play I wrote starring me and a My Size Barbie and also my hamster.
FOR FREE ZINE, RSVP IN ADVANCE HERE OK THANKS:
It will be hosted by the man I lost my virginity to, who is a very nice Navy man who, you will probably agree, really dodged a bullet in regards to me.
Things you can expect from "I LOST MY VIRGINITY ON AUGUST 15 2010" on AUGUST 15 2017 AT 8PM:
- A STUPID-ASS PLAY WITH ME N BARBIE
- FREE ZINES FOR THOSE WHO RSVP IN ADVANCE
- ENTERTAINMENT B/W SCENES FROM LUMINARIES SUCH AS:
Lizzy Cooperman, Mira Gonzalez, Christina Catherine Martinez, Mitra Joy,Caitlin Durante, Alana Levinson, Corie Johnson, MY PARENTS Jill andMike, MY BROTHER Ben, MY OBOE TEACHER
- NEW CARTOONS FROM ME JAMIE
- THE OPPORTUNITY TO TAKE YOUR PHOTOGRAPH WITH A MASSIVE SEVERED HYMEN WHO WILL TELL YOUR FORTUNE
- LIVE COMMENTARY FROM STEVEN WHO ACTIVELY PARTICIPATED IN AUGUST 15 2010 INTHAT HE WAS THE ONE WHO TOOK FROM ME THAT WHICH I CAN NEVER GET BACK (CONSENSUALLY)
This show is ~*FREE*~ but we'll be accepting donations, bitch. The show will go from eight until about nine thirty.
THERE WILL BE A SPLASH ZONE.
It's the end of November and it's time to stop being thankful, and start getting greedy again. Greedy - for great comedy. This week we have:
CHRISTINA CATHERINE MARTINEZ
Plus your regular hosts:
Little Joy, 9 PM, FREE!
You are "gore"dially invited to a festive night of frightful fun, as RON LYNCH "ghosts" the Tomorrow! Halloween Spooky-pectacular! The best in the biz will be scaring up loads of laughs.
Costumes. SFX. A pumpkin. It's going to be pretty "ghould". Treat yourself!
THE PUTERBAUGH SISTERS / NICK PAUL / KARL HESS / ZAHID DEWJI / CHRISTINA CATHERINE MARTINEZ / GRACE LUSK / WILL JULIAN / NICK FLANAGAN